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Hosts:
You Yokoyama (Interviewer)
Nishikido Ryo (Guy on yellow)
Tadayoshi Okura (Guy on black)
Maeda Mariko (translator)
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Yoko: Our special guest is...
Ryo/Okura:(excited) yess..
Yoko: Its Leah Dizon (all excited)
Leah: Hello, Im Leah Dizon
Yoko: She spoke (laughin)
Leah: Yeup, I speak Japanese!
Yoko: Really, Its the first time Ive seen her speak for real !
(Caption: Due to ryo, Yoko & Okura also became a big fan of yours)
Yoko: Yanoe, Nishikido is a big fan of yours.
Okura: Whenever he goes to a bookstore, he would show us magazines and stuff of yours.
Yoko: Can you speak Japanese ?!
Leah: Yeup.Only a little.
Yoko: If i keep up as fast like this would you understand ?!
Leah: Yeaahh ?!
Others: Obviously not.(laughin)
Yoko: Dont use Kansai Dialect.
Leah: Oh I love Kansai dialect.
All: Are u kddin ?!
Leah: Yeah
All: Seriously ?!
Yoko: Ur jst sayin that to pls us.
Leah: No, im not
Yoko: The xcitement's rising.
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PART 2
Leah Dizon a 20-yrs old gravure model from America. Her homepage w/c displays her pictures can be access round the world. In a year it received 2 million hits. "THE POPULAR BEAUTY !"
Ryo: 2 million hits
Yoko: 2million ?!
Okura: I think 2 million ppl visit her site.
Ryo:(happily said) Among those, im one of them.
(Everyone started laughin)
Yoko: You know, can u stop talkin more than u usually do ?!
Ryo:(embarssed) Whats up wit that ?!
Yoko:(To Leah) Lately, uve been doin alot of activities in Japan. Ur releasin a song too ?!
Leah: Yeup. On the 14th of Feb, Ima be releasin my debut single "SOFTLY."
Yoko: Softly ?!
On Valentines Day, she will be releasin her debut single soflu. However, when asked about her songs, an unbelievable fact is revealed.
Yoko: Ur singin in Japanese ?!
Leah: yes, iam.
Yoko: Is Japanese difficult to learn ? singin in Japanese ?!
Leah: Yeah, sorta. The pronunciation & stuff.
Yoko: When did u learn Japanese ?! Its great u can keep up a conversation liek this. Since when ?!
Leah: Sometimes. Oh from when ?!.. Hmm, when did i learn Japanese ?!
Maeda: (nods her head)They expect Maeda more than that, shes fluent in english, so they expect her to talk to her, but instead she jst nods her head.<br>Yoko: Maeda's not doin her job at all (everyone laughed)Maeda: No, no. This kna question onli needs an affirmation.
Ryo: Sorry for strange staff.
Okura: This is kna odd.
MOVING ON
Yoko: W/c jap-artist do u kno ?!
Leah: Ikno Kanjani san.
Okura: seriously ?!
Ryo: Thankyouu.
Leah: I bought Kungfu fightin !
Yoko: Seriously ?!
Ryo: really ?!
Leah: Yea, ibought it!
Yoko: Whaaat ?! Whyy ?!
(everyone started laughin)
Leah: Yanoe, iliek the song.
Yoko: Thats a lie !
Leah: Yeahh !
(started singin,dancin)EVERYONE STARTED GIGGLING !
Yoko: Whyd you kno that ?!
Okura:Awesome. Why ?!
Ryo: Awesome.
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PART 3
Leah-san, with her dazzlin smile, who would hve thought shes bein lonely livin alone in JAPAN.
Yoko: So it seems liek stress is also buildin up.
Leah: A bit,my family's not here. I havent made any friends yet.
Yoko: We.. We'wud love to be... We..
Leah: Eh ?!
Yoko:Ur friends right away ! :)(laughin).
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PART4
So we will introduce some stress-relieving stuff to her.
Okura: For Leah san who'll soon be a debut singer. When Feb comes, it will be the day. So this is a soundproofin microphone. Since Japan is small, it creates problem if we make loud noises. This is a soundproofed mike. When u try to sing usin this, it wudnt be so loud. I'll gve it a try..(started singin Kungfu cat's song)
Yoko:Wow its true, wont u try singin ?
Leah:Hai ! (started singin) everyone laughed again.
Yoko: Kawaii ! :)
Ryo: Cute ! She even got his part correct.
Yoko:CUUUUTIEEEE !How bout singin us a line from ur debu song.
Leah: (sayin a line from it)
Maeda: Can u try to sing it ?!
Leah: No, its embarassin..(everyone: awww).
Ryo: Shes embarassed, stop askin her to do that.Everyone started laughin. pls. stop ! (how sweet !)
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PART 5
Next up is an electrical vibrating object.
Ryo: The 2nd item is this, scalp massaging, Shaking tingler. "SHAKING TINGLER !"
Leah: Oh, Shakin Tingler
Ryo: Ohh (sounds liek hes havin ***). Everyone started laughin again.
Okura: whatta weird thing.
Ryo: Since we wont kno what it is by jst lookin at it. Why dont u try it to her once.
Maeda: Ok. Lemme try. OK.
Leah: what is that ?! ...WHAAAA !
(They all started laughin)
Ryo: Wow.
Leah: Can i try it myself.(suure) .. THATS GREAT ! Feels great, but a bit strange.
Ryo: Jap ppl create odd things liek this. (Really ?!) Yea, Stupid, isnt it ?!
Yoko: Why are u actin liek ur from other country.
Ryo: Its not liek that.
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PART 6
Yoko: Next up are these stuff. Lemme explain them to you.... blablablaa..
Leah (tries the massagin thing) feels good.
Yoko: Cuttttteeee. Whatever she does is cutee !
Leah( looks at him)
Ryo: Heeyy, why are u onli lookin that way ?! were bein ignored. :'(
Leah: (looks at them)
Ryo & OKura blushing. (Ryo cant evn look at her.)
Okura: What is this ?! What ?!
Yoko: this is the best.
Okura: Its kna uncomfortable. (They cant even look at her, cus theyre shy!). The truth is, I came here for work.
Yoko: Oh yes thats true. (Everyone cant stop laughin)
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Yoko: You use it liek that.
Leah: Liek this ?!
Maeda: yeah.
Yoko: Yah ! (Leah laughs) Everything i do seems to make her laugh.
Okura: Thats cus ur bald.
(Laughing)Yoko: heeey, you know, anythin is great.
Yoko: Leah-san, w/c of these u liek most ?! (Leah picks one)
Yoko: U want it ?!
Leah: Yeup, I want this.
Yoko: Isee. I want to gve it away, but currentli i cant.
Ryo: Eh ?!
Yoko: Pls do an impersonation first.
Okura: then u can gve it to her ?!
Yoko: We want chu to imitate Shimura Ken's "AYIIIIII" You think u can do it ?!... He will demonstrate it for you (points at Ryo)
Ryo: Eh ?! What knd of gag is AYIII again ?!
Yoko: Whaaat ?! you dun kno either ?!
Yoko: Its the ayiiiingg.
Ryo: Ah that is it, wait a minute.
(LAUGH)
Yoko: ur sneaakku, that the sneakiest thing ever.
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Yoko: Ready set go.
leah: (does her ayiiin) AYIIIING !(everyone laughs)
KAWAIII !
Okura: Thats not ayiing.
Yoko: yea, thts not ayiingg.
Leah: eh ?!
Yoko: Its the first time ive seen an ayiing thats cute.
Yoko: Whats Kawaii in english ?!(Asked Maeda ?!)
Maeda: Cute !
Yoko: CUUTEE !(Leah laughs)
Yoko: why, is my english weird ?!
Leah: No, KAwaiii !
Ryo/ OKura: WHAAAAT ?! (defeated)
Leah: No its not liek that.
Yoko: Not liek that ?!:(
Leah: Cute liek a child.
Ryo: (laughs) Like a child ?! She onli thoughtur cute liek a child.
Okura: waiit, it seems like ur hair havent grown yet.
blablablaaa..
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